Past life?

[Blazey]

Monkey

Don't go bananas ? in your former life you were a tiny monkey named Oompa. Here's what we know about you: Adorably sweet demeanor and sharp as a tack, you found success working with a street performer named Juan, who worshipped you and treated you like his own child. He bought you a gold satin jumpsuit with royal blue ruffles, a matching top hat, and a sequined bag for donations. He would play your favorite disco tunes on his accordion, prompting you to dance around and flirt with the crowd while you collected spare change and picked pockets. Everybody loved you. And you loved everybody. You and Juan took your gig around the country and raked in the riches. You were one happy little monkey.

I was a monkey.. [img]eek.gif[/img]


http://www.emode.com/emode/tests/animal_past.jsp

[CanadianGirl]

Discover Your Past Life




Turtle

Come on out of your shell — in your former life you were a turtle name Gifford. The details are a bit sketchy, but we do have a brief summary based on public records: You were born in a small pond beside a saloon. Despite having an exceptionally athletic father, you seemed to prefer sunbathing and mud baths to more active pursuits. Contrary to the rumor, your favorite color was never green, but actually blue. Few people knew that you were a talented poet because most of your work was destroyed during a flash flood that swept away not only your library, but your entire community. Fortunately you had the pluck to survive, settle down, make some eggs, and live happily ever after with your wife Melinda and your 20 offspring.

[demon chloe]

Hamster

Come out and play ? in your previous life, you were a hamster named Vladimir. Here's what we know about you: Born on the plains of Siberia, you spent your early years weathering harsh winters, drinking vodka, and attending committee meetings. Determined and headstrong, you always got your way when push came to shove. But it wasn't all darkness ? no one knew how to let loose and have a good time better than you. You were the reigning Twister champ, and you always emerged victorious from the Bolshevik's annual Dance-a-Thon (your signature step, the Funky Chicken, was a huge crowd pleaser). As you were also quite the health fanatic, you developed and patented a set of exercise wheel fitness videos that quickly became all the rage in Siberia. Your commercial success led you to denounce Communism and head for the States, where you ultimately provided the inspiration for a wacky Web site and song.


cracks up laffin...so freakin hard

[SummerStorm]

Leopard

Not much is certain in life ? past or present ? but we know this much about you: In your last life you were a sultry leopard named Lola. You were a showgirl, with yellow feathers in your hair and a dress cut down to there. You would meringue and do the cha-cha. And one night at the Copacabana (the hottest spot north of Havana), you fell in love with Tony, the handsome bartender. Tony fought Rico (he wore a diamond) for you and won. The two of you grew old and happy together, joyfully dancing your lives away at the club to the soulful tunes of Barry Manilow.

[JohnUK]

Monkey

Don't go bananas — in your former life you were a tiny monkey named Oompa. Here's what we know about you: Adorably sweet demeanor and sharp as a tack, you found success working with a street performer named Juan, who worshipped you and treated you like his own child. He bought you a gold satin jumpsuit with royal blue ruffles, a matching top hat, and a sequined bag for donations. He would play your favorite disco tunes on his accordion, prompting you to dance around and flirt with the crowd while you collected spare change and picked pockets. Everybody loved you. And you loved everybody. You and Juan took your gig around the country and raked in the riches. You were one happy little monkey.


How about a double act, Blaze?? *G* [img]wink.gif[/img]

[Misty Dream's]

Monkey

Don't go bananas ? in your former life you were a tiny monkey named Oompa. Here's what we know about you: Adorably sweet demeanor and sharp as a tack, you found success working with a street performer named Juan, who worshipped you and treated you like his own child. He bought you a gold satin jumpsuit with royal blue ruffles, a matching top hat, and a sequined bag for donations. He would play your favorite disco tunes on his accordion, prompting you to dance around and flirt with the crowd while you collected spare change and picked pockets. Everybody loved you. And you loved everybody. You and Juan took your gig around the country and raked in the riches. You were one happy little monkey.

[~Hooded Goddess~]

Come on out in the sun ? in your former life you were an iguana named Gunter. Thanks to a biography written by your twin brother, Gilbert, we know a bit about you: Born on a small island to an iguana family of modest means, you met your destiny by unwittingly hopping a boat to the mainland. Quickly mastering the art of gambling, you proceeded to rob everyone you knew blind. Fortunately, iguanas care little for money, so no one was very upset. You used your winnings to build a spa for molting lizards, so they could find comfort while they shed their skins. Thanks to the spa, you became a prominent public citizen and lived the rest of your life indulging your fantasy of singing popular lizard tunes.


Great...I'm a theif.....Hooded Goddess
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[WynterFire]

Iguana

Come on out in the sun ? in your former life you were an iguana named Gunter. Thanks to a biography written by your twin brother, Gilbert, we know a bit about you: Born on a small island to an iguana family of modest means, you met your destiny by unwittingly hopping a boat to the mainland. Quickly mastering the art of gambling, you proceeded to rob everyone you knew blind. Fortunately, iguanas care little for money, so no one was very upset. You used your winnings to build a spa for molting lizards, so they could find comfort while they shed their skins. Thanks to the spa, you became a prominent public citizen and lived the rest of your life indulging your fantasy of singing popular lizard tunes.

HAHAHAHHAHAH

[Kerala]

Monkey

Don't go bananas — in your former life you were a tiny monkey named Oompa. Here's what we know about you: Adorably sweet demeanor and sharp as a tack, you found success working with a street performer named Juan, who worshipped you and treated you like his own child. He bought you a gold satin jumpsuit with royal blue ruffles, a matching top hat, and a sequined bag for donations. He would play your favorite disco tunes on his accordion, prompting you to dance around and flirt with the crowd while you collected spare change and picked pockets. Everybody loved you. And you loved everybody. You and Juan took your gig around the country and raked in the riches. You were one happy little monkey.

[juliet smiles]

I was a turtle too